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发掘UNIX shell的幽默

2008-11-26 08:15 来源: www.soyo123.com 作者: 网友评论 0 条 浏览次数 34

Unix/linux Shell 的一些提示信息有时候确实会让人摸不着头脑,大家看看放松一下。

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这个是使用C shell.

% rm meese-ethics
rm: messe-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% “How would you rate Dan Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job. (Hinus按:这句话我起初也没明白过来,还是想起老黄学王俊龙的一句话,才恍然的。)

下面来自Bourne Shell的幽默作品:

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
 
哈哈,真不愧是老外的幽默........

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